–Lifeguards at the pool looking stereotypially stud-ish with sunglassed eyes.
–A black homeless drag queen, standing on the street talking to herself and begging for change.
–Kids with more toys than they could play with in three lifetimes.
–My sister’s neighbor tanned like leather, and blonde. I would love to see Indians trying to wrap their head around our obsession with tanning.
–A vegan friend sharing a house with three bunnies. They have a whole room for themselves.
–A friend’s boyfriend forgot his phone at her place, so she called his roommate. Minutes later, the roommate was arrested for arson and theft.
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